I kinda despise my sister Natalie. Sometimes she is a little unpredicatble, but last week she just shocked me... I needed her help reading a book about luck in today's cut-throat corporate world, and she was like:

"Get out! I am so sick of hearing about today's cut-throat corporate world all the time!"

At first I was like "DAMN!" and then the next day I just stopped yelling. After all, she *is* my sister and she wants what is best for me...


Anyway, aside from the Flooble generated blog post..

That was an epic spam fest on my messages. So here's to another one because I think I've decided with blogs I'll love them when I don't have one and hate them when I do. :>

Maybe if you persuade me into art dumping anything and everything I will, but I mean I have such varied shit it doesn't really mean anything. You know how the whole fanart = popularity thing. (Even Semiblonde shit.) On: 26 May 2007 | Comments [0]

Okay so I should've posted this a LONG time ago. :V It's just me being the person I am i really HAET blog posting.

So the only reason I'm doing this is because I'm sick of being called a whore, and though I haven't even done anything to justify my absences I'd like it to all stop since Imma gonna reveal to all just why I'm always gone.

SCHOOL.

Seriously, they're making us factor polynomials now with like woo 5 powers of x. And every night, 30+ of them. :D
Science likes to give out long worksheets as well.
Geography gives reading assignments and expects four questions to be answered in around 6 or so lines, making a page for that.
Also English gives out short vocab assignments from time to time, and we're also doing a long persuasive essay right now and I have to be finished by Monday.

So from now till Sunday I think I'm gonna take a break from the internet and focus on extra credit so my GPA'll stay above 3.0 >:|

Now after this I don't want anyone calling me a whore for leaving because I still haven't had a kiss, a boyfriend or sex. Not even raped. No STDs, never preggers, etc etc etc.

Plus I'm going to Beaverton with my dad on Saturday, so you guys can gtfo if you're gonna whine about that too and continue calling me a whore. Because I don't see my dad whenever I get on AIM, unlike with you guys. Though admittedly it isn't every day I don't think I should have to go online every single day anyway, my eyes hurt and I dont want stuff like the carpal tunnel thing. o3o

OK. Going away to the google to find out how to finish math homework now :( Anybody who can remember how to check after adding/subtracting polynomials and after multiplying them, please tell. On: 20 Apr 2007 | Comments [0]

I know I've been gone for.. what? entire week? It's just that you know how schools like to give homework mostly at one time.

If that were the case I'd only be off one day. But let's summarize my week now; just about everything:

Friday: Math homework. Didn't understand much.
Saturday: Dad took a twelve year old and I to a giant go-cart racetrack. Was uber fun. :3
Sunday: Came home, finished science homework. (Water has 45 trace elements and we had to find and color them all in. ;__; ) Grandma yoinked me to go to a sale at the mall as well and so I got home late again and pretty much fell asleep again.
Monday: Surprise surprise; math homework and 3 scenes of Romeo & Juliet. Took like three hours to read and understand the latter. =3=
Tuesday: What is it with math teachers and long-ass assignments? 20 questions and about 2.5 mins with each. Then history homework on Aztecs.
Wednesday: Incredibly confusing homework in math. x-X I had to call a damn homework hotline and even they were confused at first. Didn't get home till 9:00.

And Thursday is now. :( I reappear though since this weekend I'm mostly gonna do nothing at all.

and due to a conversation me and Emily had, I ask the question: Pokemon or Digimon? On: 12 Apr 2007 | Comments [0]

Well, since Emily wanted to see my hairstyle and I thought I looked really ugly in one picture..



I broke my own layout, too. On: 21 Mar 2007 | Comments [0]

I don't have enough time to write the full reason as to why I've been poofed, but I will give you this random image.

On: 14 Mar 2007 | Comments [0]

Well first off.. thank god Master Asia didn't win SaiGar. He's an ugly bitch and fails at life.

So my birthday totally sucked. x__O Nobody at school even remotely remembered, I got no presents from them. One of my friends felt horrible that he'd be 15 in like July and he's younger than practically everybody, but I didn't even get any birthday hugs. Not even friend abuse.

Well, there's always a few people randomly talking about someone's fifteen, someone's birthday, I'll chime in and say it's my birthday and they'll say happy birthday.. but nobody really congradulated my being able to finally get a driver's permit (maybe limo for 16th? >:3) etc.

Then there's a fucking lockdown for like ten minutes inbetween sixth and seventh period.. they made us all pretty scared. Thank god there's a fellow 4channer in class with me.. we discussed how it'd be like to die talking about bukkake, shotacon and lolis. Sure my friends showed up, but the only thing they did was watch that jackass movie on his laptop and give me stuff to redraw for them. t__t

Drawing class was.. well, okay despite being shortened by lockdown and all. Playing with legos, moviemaking with legos.. it's all pretty fun I guess. I sit next to a cute asian kid, but he's mostly talking to other people, and my only friend in that class was absent. So yeah, not really bad but not good either.

Then by the time I'm at my grandparents' house getting the usual present (a card.. so exciting), my head was aching, I was tired again and my eyes felt like they were burning off. In addition my stomach wasn't agreeing with me either, so I tried an altoid mint and it just felt like condensed poison in my mouth. x__X

My grandpa got totally pissed because I didn't say 'thank you' and for fucks sakes I'm NEVER happy when the attention's all on me.. I just hate it for some reason. He turned into a giant dickhead and told my brother happy birthday as I walked in the door.. for some reason he thought I slammed the door and I don't even remember touching it at all. well whatever.
I mean I'm not the kind of person who can just put aside all my feelings and smile and say "lol thank you" when someone gives me something nice. It never seems all that great to just get money anymore, it's just a bit of paper and that's it. I enjoyed the brand new tablet and the pink DS (I kind of have no games though). Money is nice. But still... I would've liked it better if they'd have gone out and bought me some pokemon DS game, that ps1 game I wanted and a big set of Linkin' Logs.. best things on the face of the earth.

And also, I have to write 3-5 page rough draft tonight. Even if doublespaced and in font size 12 (too fat too fat too fat) my idea still would've taken like four pages non-doublespaced and with size 8 font. I'm feeling so bad emotionally right now I don't even want to think straight, because my body feels like it's drifting and sliding apart in half or something and all wiggly and ugghhhh there's not even milk for my cereal and my birthday cake is way too sugary to ingest I couldn't even get down a full piece yesterday and oh god emo teenager time

Right now I'm going to read more b& stuff and play my favorite videogame. I honestly hate birthdays these days.. they're always really depressing. Every year. x__x

And yes, I am being an emo teenager. I don't know why birthdays always depress me. they just do x__X

Emily, Kyle : since you two are the only ones who read: Pls spam me with anything and everything. I could really use some cheering-up. ;__;
And I do want that present Kyle.. just note it to me or something on dA I don't know. t__t

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tRWRSfcDuQ I feel really bad for that cat in one part of me but the other is just laughing ass off at those weird ass meow things. xd

Edit2: Well, it's a lot later and I made some progress on that english assignment. I'm having so much fun it's really going to take a lot longer than I intended.. also, I seem to be doing it better starting with.. the ending. o__o;
At least if I try I might get 5's by CIM standard. >:3
If you guys finally manage to catch me on AIM, I'm /r/ing some help with it. :<
As well as my brother making me feel lots better by talking 4chan shit and getting pizza, and another friend being able to cheer me up. I would've preferred Kyle AND Emily though. The storyline and characters are better than the art though which sucks. I love that none of them are really able to be paired at all.. I dunno, that's kind of a cool feat to accomplish. And the only real pairing that it has is cute and makes sense too.

Okay, you wouldn't really care about my friend's series anyway but still. ;__; On: 07 Mar 2007 | Comments [0]

I'm really guessing my subconscious wants me to play more love sims because it was playing one in my sleep. ;__;

So I guess the first thing chronologically was that I was pissed at the lack of gamefaqs for the game in my head (it's a game in my head, why would it be? xd). There's a brunette girl who's like 16-17 in highschool I was playing as and there was this really creepy black and green haired woman who was kinda holding the brunette girl hostage. She's like "DO YOU WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE? >:D"

I go to ask my brother and he says not to choose the first option at all if I want to get the one dude who comes later. So I don't click anything and eventually the scary hairdyed woman calls that same guy because apparently he's very good at cutting things and also because he killed someone before in a closet or something. Except I don't remember anything about it after that but I think the girl gets out okay D:

And then for some reason they all go to a football game where some US team is against some European team. The girl with the brown hair is sitting with the dude that I wanted her to get (i think she called him Shane, I'm not sure. x__X) so I guess my brain worked for that. Then later on they find out the European team totally ripped them off and the US only got like 5 bucks profit. Their team's cheerleaders find out and boo their own team in favor of the US which was funny but they were also ugly. And so then since they found out the europeans sent a bunch of guys and tranny girls in leather to go rape&brainwash everyone in the city it took place in(wtf? xd).

Well apparently the football game was mandatory no matter who you chose to go with, so the guy took the girl to his house without the best intentions, tries to kill her then gives up. Then a tranny busts in the door and tries to rape both of them, then brainwash. Random as fuck I know. >> But since she went with someone the guy stops trying to kill her and ends up killing the tranny to protect her or something before ending up telling her everything he'd totally screwed up on and telling himself he's a bloody pedo because in the past when he was still in college he took some 14 year old girl that was like.. Rosie or something and like raped her stuffed her in a closet for three days then killed her later. I'm guessing the brunette girl's pretty weird too because she didn't mind and was like :DD ITS OK I DONT THINK UR ____ when he started crying and let him cry in her chest (I think she was late in on puberty too cause her boobs weren't very big >>)

And then they went to his hair salon because she said she'll let him cut her hair and apparently he likes cutting things so.. what a freaky dude how does this woman stand someone like that ;__; scary.

Well hell I remember nothing else about it so D: plus I typed that in the morning and it's 3:30 now.

In other news..

Goddamnit. Sometimes I hate school.. x__X The computers have all sorts of errors and screws most of the class sending letters to some dude and his research team and he expects us to write them handwritten'dly and turn it in tomorrow.. then also expects us to pull some folktale-like story out of our asses, replace a few words with chinese characters he gives us in class, and turn it in also tomorrow.

;_________; On: 05 Mar 2007 | Comments [0]

Give me a character and an emotion (ie. "happy", "sad", "URGETOKILLRISING") or possibly witnessed scenero (ie. "Just saw *insert character here* fall flat on their FACE") and I'll sketch you a quick headshot.

This is the meme Kyle sent to me.

So I might as well do it. :V Give me references to characters if they're from random anime ____ and I'll do my best (easy headshot is easy.)

And for more Nai related posts..

Before this I was ultimate depresso because I played the 'best friend' route in X-Change Alternative.. well, let's just sum it up as dead shit sappy since this guy's been main character's best friend since they were in, what, kindergarten and this takes place where everyone's 19, so I'd say college (but it never really says so). The reason for not changing back into a man was simply because well, OH SHIT YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH UR BEST FRYENDZ LOL. I mean this guy's like totally protected the main character from bullies since the kindergartens, and so this is why they say he stayed a woman and why she let him stick it in her pooper in the epilogue. You know, best friends know you best anyway, etc.
Just like any good h-game, it had 6 sex scenes in that total route.

And the only reason it made me depressed is because I don't have a friend that hasn't moved away or been to another middle school thus split apart. ;__; Closest thing I have to bff right now is Kycchin there, and.. well, I don't live near him thus I can't magically have sex with him nor do I necessarily want to at a ripe young age such as 14.

(BTW MY BIRTHDAY'S IN LIKE LESS THAN 2 WEEKS. MARCH 7TH. I WANT THEM PRESENTS. ;__;)

The only other route I've played was the student council route.. And that seemed like Tsukihime kind of crazy. This really pretty rich woman.. Kyoka or something like that, or maybe it was Kyoko. I dunno. She invites you to the student council, and at first it seems like the normal student council. One of the vice presidents or something like that brought tea for them.. but, then the main character eventually passes out.
Next thing you know that same blonde woman's licking your crotch, you're naked and tied into a chair.. and the rest of the student council's having a fucking orgy. Weird shit. :V Well, character passes out after orgasm again and then one of them servant/vices brings him/her home.. and damn.
Next day goes to reject the proposal.. Mad rich president woman decides on a bet. IF I CAN'T MAKE YOU ORGASM WITHIN AN HOUR YOU'RE FREE. Well, you can choose to hang on or not, if you do you go to all the other paths. If you don't then you get stuck in student council. :V
Thus she and her two students teach paperwork duties the next day after classes.. and of course everyone's gone and so she has her servants teach the art of LOL BLOWJOBISM. Sure, the guy's cute and he is pretty sweet the next day and offers to walk to the room with the woman/man you play as.. but still, it was kinda unexpected.
I dunno, this goes on and eventually she/he's a damn sex slave thinking of nothing but sex all the time and getting wet from everyone/everything from boys to girls to objects etc.
And she/he fucking.. well, let her/his perverted friend fuck him/her and thinks OH MY GOD HE'S A SEX GOD HE'S TOUCHING EVERYWHERE AND EVERYTHING AT ONCE OH GOOOOOODDDD.
Then when you end up student council room next day.. She declares rather loudly "OH! YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR FRIEND, RIGHT? WAS IT GOOD? WELL IN ANY CASE SINCE YOU DID THAT WITHOUT PERMISSION HERE'S A VIBRATING CHASTITY BELT."
So not only are you being watched 24/7 you're also being punished with a vibrator stuck in your cooch and ass thing. All day. Then she fucks you with a metal dildo.
I believe she also had the same dude blowjob given to, who was also a virgin, deflower main character. Who was remotely pissed since "damnit, I'm losing my virginity to a GUY i don't even know all because of some damn woman..".
Well then she/he's only saying "okay" "huh" "hi" "what" etc and a total airhead.. Tries to snap out of it, realizes how wrong it is and how slutty he/she's become. Then the woman comes out and goes OH HELLO THERE *TAKES INTO PANTY SHOP*

Well in the end when the change-back potion was done the woman had it.. She/he main char was fucking pissed about it.. Went to pick it up and BOOM, FOURSOME TIME. Then she/he got really pissed off REALLY pissed and turned psychotic and grabbed the vial and downed it and threw it somewhere and then started beating up the same dude who deflowered him as a girl.. then just started raping the damn woman who caused all of it. It was that point that I just exited the game because it was JUST TOO MUCH T___T IT WAS SO BLOODY WEIRD.

End of long summary of only one route of the game. I really think the best friend route was the best of the two, and I haven't even taken the other three routes.

As per Emily's idea: HOW ABOUT AN AU VISUAL NOVEL WITH ALL OUR FAVORITE LOLIS AND SHOTAS EVER. As long as I can have help with scripting and backgrounds and better coloring than I can manage.
Even though that's not gonna happen given that I am still making slight progress on thinking up plots and such for various "parts" but am in lack of a big major one.

But y'know it'd still be fun to do at least a dating sim!visual novel with lolis and shotas alike. :3

(And since I have little to no chance of actually doing anything like that and completing it at all.)

And since I want some damn presents, here's things I'd actually like.
BIRTHDAY CHAN IS COMING SOON. ALREADY STATED AS MARCH 7 >:O
Hey, maybe there will be a prize for my favorite present. If I get ANY that is ;__;
A) At least some small Tohsaka route like thing.
B) Underage B&s, mainly B&!Tohsaka-san, Tohsaka-chan, MiniArchie, and shamelessly teenagelion. You know how it is with characters you make yourself :V
C) I also like Threads of Fate anyday but, yknow nobody but me really knows what that is.
D) Avatar's Toph is the only thing I watch the show for, but that bun is really kinda dorky. I think there needs more Ururulike ponytails.
E) A gil is fine too.
F) Footjobs.
G) Shota, even if it isn't tohsaka-san or miniarchie. KoGil is cute too. :V
H) Everyone loves possible Reverse Trap, Leo-chan. Tekken 6. Only if it's a she though, because if it's a man OVERUSED DESIGN IS OVERUSED.
I) Nobody here really knows Tactics, Off*Beat, Puni Puni Poemy, Dark Clouds both 1 and 2. But I like them if you want to google and see.
J) KLESSIRPEMDO IS ALWAYS RELEVANT. ;_;
K) I remember the days when I still liked Gin and I still do. But not as much as I used to D:
L) And Shen.
M) And Shiro. He was sexy.
N) And those division list paragraph things.. oh man. <3

I believe that SHOULD be enough for Emily and Kycchin, since they're so loyal they even bumped my old entries up.

Last but not least Leocchin, no matter what gender he/she turns out to be.
On: 27 Feb 2007 | Comments [0]

4 months since last update. I'm just not that great at blogging am I?

Well for first off I suck at keeping my attention span together and by the time I finish half my post some download finishes and then I'm back on 4chan and/or aff for porn/erofics.
Second off.. wait, there is no second reason. I guess it's great to just put on a few songs and write till they're over so I guess that'll work.

First things first, I actually feel a little better about myself. I've still got a shred of my own project going and I haven't abandoned it (even though I've only had it for two weeks. still.) yet. I'm kinda hoping I can pull something like that off, since after ending up envying Kyle for getting so far it'll be cool to have something of my own. Though admittedly I'm not really gonna share anything because there isn't really demand nor do I have things organized enough.

If it does work though I do think I'll need some help with extra designs though. I suck at male designs and my outfit creativity isn't really with me this month.

Brief summary of things happened since last post:
= Dyed hair. Got bangs.
= Got green belt taekwondo.
= Still haven't been asked out since the black man.
= Stopped eating pizza for lunch.
= Started brushing teeth every day and night.
= Decided to come back to the internet for New Years.
= Managing to be a little better person.
= February period came early.
= Nobody gave anything for VDay to Nai.
= Took drawing class.
= Helping out at school's daycare/preschool.
= Got harrassed by a kid, told him to GTFO and he did.
= Want that old PS2 game Threads of Fate again. The ost is sexy.
= Also want that other old PS2 game Legend of Legaia. even if the graphics were weird
= Decided to watch Pani Poni Dash after deciding Behoimi was hot.
= Downloading some h-game Yin-Yang X-Change Alternative for the bff routes.
= Bowls now.
= Can't make sense out of what both parents say about their divorce.
= Don't have single friend to tell everything to.
= Mom actually accepts Nai looking at porn but only if it's small amounts.
= Loves Caturday.
= Starts new crush each week.
= Won't go out with anyone until after highschool.
= Decided Kyle is the closest closest friend.
= Needs more Kino no Tabi volume 2. (did it come out yet? ;__;)
= Semiblonde > Shanna
= Semiblonde > Ehren
= Emily > Semiblonde
= Takenasu otp
= Hate gorillaz music but love that asian woman
= Pearl Izumi is a really hot store
= Watches avatar but only for toph
= replayed dark cloud 1 & 2
= got Okami and loved it and played it 7 times and got the unlimited HP item
= read the Oedipus play, the one where the guy gets it on with his mom, finds out, mom kills herself and guy gouges his own eyes out

okay. my time ran out and this post is probably long enough now. :>
Needs more OC sessions with Kyle Jeff and Emily.
I think one thing we all should do for fun is get together and roleplay something similar to Stacy's Mom music vid. That kid was so cute. ;__;

Edit.

Public service announcement. On: 22 Feb 2007 | Comments [0]

Lovely Kyle has brought my attention to the fact that I haven't updated in over a month. Mostly this is because I usually don't do very much but when I do want to post it's usually about something emo that I'll deal with myself the very next day. But I hold myself back because I'll probably deal with it the very next day anyway.

Though if you want to know the recent things that make me emo and make you guys bitch...
- Friend goes "do not want" to all of my internet luvs and then makes me look at all of hers
- Assistant principal told me to stop being a middle schooler and grow up when I wasn't doing anything wrong
- DO NOT WANT BLACK MEN AS BOYFRIEND SO GTFO KTHXBAI
- MATH HOMEWORK DO NOT WANT


Question: I like the ye olde azn eyes and have adopted them into another section of my style, does this make me weeaboo?

Well there's not much at all to say other than I'm so fucking going to write tentacle porn someday.
WITH LITTLE BOYS WAHAHA SHOTASHOTASHOTA

But I also need to write some porn for kyle since I missed his birthday by about a month and also need to give him christmas porn present too and maybe for other people (watch as i get nothing done lolZ) if such is requested.
does jeff emily or josh want porn? i do not think i know anyone else who reads this LAWL
catt porn lololol

I.. have nothing much else to write and unlike most of you I do not know how to expand upon a simple subject such as 'nothing' ;__; TEACH ME SEMPAI. You know what? Sakura's hot.
Sakura's hot.
Sakura's hot.
LOL

So as I pray,
POOL'S CLOSED. On: 04 Dec 2006 | Comments [0]

So Halloween's around the corner and I've got five to ten minutes to type a sample from my latest excursion into a normal life.

First off, today me and my brother are visiting my dad, and we're going to eat at this Misako place with 5-10 bucks per person.
I'm kind of looking forward to it, since the rice there is kickass and the tonkatsu pork stuff is so awesome. Though the stuff we made in Home Economics was better :C

Tomorrow, a friend's coming over. To be honest I dunno what we'll do over here. o__o There's nothing to do but play videogames and record stupid shit on the microphone, and now I have to move my porn to my documents, which is also how I deleted my entire folder before.
(Also, extra <3, but old news to kyle who sent me all my stuff and also his stuff too.)

Tomorrow night, I'm going skating with the only other friend of mine that skates. At first I didn't want to ask since he's a guy and when a girl asks a guy to go somewhere usually it's a date and usually it's the other way around with dates. But for some reason he wasn't like "omg a date?!" however I'm going to ask you two boys if you'd think that too.
But anyway it'll be fun since they're letting people in with their halloween costumes. So there'll be penguins, fairies and Frankensteins falling over everywhere.

However on Sunday I'll be totally thar for you guys. <3 Sorry for the recent abandonment, but I've signed on and not really had the urge to talk to anyone nor anyone talking to me, or, people were away and not online. D:<

But. In something a little more commentable, I totally fucked up today.

I love adding pepper to my top ramen, the stove cookable stuff. But, today, I put the pan with water to boil as usual, and as usual, it boiled. Unfortunately I spent an hour on 4chan in total forgetting about the stuff, so about an hour later after lots of porn I suddenly remember.

"OH SHIT OH SHIT OH FUCKING SHIT I SUCK" is what I said.
I take the pan off, and there's little wiggly lines that look like dust has burned, and I set it on the counter. Dumbass move, because then I pick it up again and wonder about what to do, remembering that glass shatters if it is hot and then dumped in cold stuff maybe metal does the same thing. For a minute I stand around blinking and, again, wondering what to do, put it in front of a fan or what?

But I was bored. So I was like WHATEVER and put it in the sink, into a pie pan that had water in it and it totally sizzled/screamed, and so I went freak mode and jumped, and then it went splash into the water completely. However nothing bad happened and now it's cool and the counter has a smiley face on it. (My way of making it look better.)

Some pictures for ur mom:

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/3410/0000089ez4.jpg

^ Two cats, they're on my computer.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5035/0000090iu9.jpg

^ As requested, my mother.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7743/0000095hp2.jpg

^ Something found in my Lucky Charms.

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/5088/0000097vy0.jpg

^ Last but also least, the best of a bad thing.


Edit: Light step is the hottest elevator music ever. On: 27 Oct 2006 | Comments [0]

Let's see.. I finally came up with a non-emo issue that I need advice on. :V This'll be kind of short since Kyle's the only one graced with the ability to write a thousand words about an emoticon or something like that.

So.. Let's see. I've gotten in with a few nerdy friends recently, and I feel more at home with them (especially now that the asshole of the group left) but, unfortunately however much I enjoy their jokes I don't have much to say in return or something.

Their type of humour is indeed funny, but it's mainly about songs/episodes/jokes originating from stuff like Family Guy, South Park etc. As well as that, I'm not quite a fan of ninjas of any kind any longer and so I don't have much to say when they talk about Naruto.
I mean, yeah, I can draw myself as a ninja for one of their silly comics, which of course the random-style humour doesn't appeal to me all that much, but whatever floats their boat. I like drawing new things :c
Of course I enjoy making OCs and fantasizing about boys, but all of my Mary Sues don't even get a personality, they just become temporary doodle characters. And there's not even fanfiction D:

So.. Advice is needed in the realm of how to get involved with these people. I've tried to ask them about going over to their house etc, but from the two boys they're kind of ignoring at times, and the girl is almost always on the internet so I can't call her as well as that I don't see her after school.

I only see them at lunch. FAIL. DX


plz submit advisu now On: 24 Oct 2006 | Comments [0]

So in math I totally didn't understand my math and the multiplicative inverse or whatever the hell it is. I just know my brain is fried from the homework o3o

In the home economics class we used to go by last names and now it's birthdays. But I also sit in the same seat. gay >:o

in geography we scribbled tiny lines and wrote tiny handwriting on a map.
Then we scribbled big lines on another map.

Then since it's study period I went up for help on the math homework and only got like 12 problems done. lol.

Lunch is lunch and I ate my cup o' noodles and gang raped someone with the aid of two friends.

In health we did a saltine experiment with enzymes in the mouth or something and about half the room left to spit it out and a couple people threw up. I'm emetophobic so it was not cool hearing about people losing their lunch. :C

In english we also changed seats, so now I sit by someone who smokes weed. ew. :c then we watched the 'there is no spoon' part of the Matrix.

Then I drank a Sierra Mist on the drive home. Grandma had to run by her house and pick up some batteries for us since we're out.

I had to do my homework.

I'll have to go to tae kwon do and pwn myself in the head or pwn someone else in the face.

And then I'll have to take a shower. I haet showers ;____; saev me i dont liek dem On: 09 Oct 2006 | Comments [0]

Ahh.. Okay, I've returned to the old Pokemon days. Over the last few months I've on and off played my ruby version and just yesterday I went and beat up the elite four & the champion, which translates to "last boss(es)" if you speak no Pokemonese.
And I'm sure Kyle will ridicule me for it, but it was sorta fun. >:O

But today, my brother, who turns out to be just as damn weird as Kyle's brother, yoinked me away from the house to go to some goddamn pokemon promotion thing where they were giving away Mews. AKA this blurry thing: http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/dance/275/mew.jpg

Now I've never truly been to those pokemon promotion offers, but it's just as expected. A line of about 50 or so people standing there waiting to complete some more of their nerdy collection talking totally.. nerdy.

Of course to make things worse, the Toys R Us mascot giraffe dude had a birthday parade going all over the store with those goddamn noisemakers. One hour wait + nerdy people + noisy parade = headache.

I couldn't even believe the kid I stood in front of.. he was like telling me how to duplicate my pokemon and I was like "who gives a fuck" but instead, since he looked like a 5th grader, said "not interested". So he was also annoying my brother, asking him if he had this one pokemon he hadn't gotten. And when he was like LOL BRAG ABOUT TEAM all at level 100 and all outside of game, I was like WELL THATS OK I LIKE TO DO THE GAME JUST TO ITSELF ETC.

So indeed, the wait was awful.

However there's not much else to say other than seeing the guy go "twelve boxes of mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew" was sort of amusing.

And in other news: OMG I UPDATED. On: 30 Sep 2006 | Comments [0]

If I wasn't so scatterbrained I'd leave a real post but right now Mom has the TV on and every few seconds I lose track of my brain. So instead you'll get a shred of a post until I find something to rant/ramble about on here. fo sho?

Uhh.. I yoinked a videogame from my grandmothers house when I was over there today. It's some Hoyle solitare and tiles thing and.. uhh the tiles are my favorite since the solitaire sucks. I love solitaire and all that, but when it makes you draw three instead of one and you're only able to use the top card of the three, it's like OH MY GAWD you aren't gonna win this one buddy

But you can change the design of the cards and that's kind of hawt. They've got four choices too and about fifteen for the back of the cards so it's pretty hawt.

And those Mahjong tiles are fun as well. There's a Chinese set and an Egyptian set, though now I prefer the Chinese because Egyptian set has lame effects. >:o Chinese looks cooler anyway! Though admittedly the scribbly calligraphy-looking things all look the same so it's a bit hard with them, but it's fine with the circles and the lines. Seasons and flowers and all match any of the other kind and they're unique so they're easy to spot and same goes for those firecracker dragon blob things bla bla bla *babbles about stuff nobody knows about*

WELL in other news I had a Yoshi and/or Mario-style horror dream. It was bloody creepy as shit but it's too long to recount in a few minutes AND keep that weird scary feeling it gave my dream-self and I might as well turn it into a short story for kicks.

But get this: The whole dorky 'curse' thing ended when two squirrels had a fight and one ate the other one. That was pretty lmao. xd
Though thinking about it I think the darker squirrel was the same as the lighter one and they were just split in two squirrels or something <_> Cool concept, silly sounding subject.. :c

And now, I'm going to bed. Maybe I'll post that short storyfied dream if I ever get around to writing it.

p.s. Jeff and/or Kyle needs to tell me how to add more smilies.

p.s.2. Emily, you need to stalk less and comment more. On: 18 Sep 2006 | Comments [0]

I was digging through some photos earlier today for the hell of it, rebrowsing through all sorts of baby pictures.. So many of them made me LOL so hard.. xd There's stuff from so many places.. old school things, old baby pictures, halloween things.. my mom used to be a real big-time camera lover I guess. o__o; There's even some stuff from that bad camera that shoves brown blobs on everything and thus ruined all the Hawaii pictures. Well that's gay.
But I took most of those I decided made me laugh really hard, shoved them out of the box and scanned then, shoved them on photobucket and now you can see them. D: Oo boi!


This is just me as a kid doing the #1 finger thing for the local football team.. I think I was 4 or 5 max in that o__o maybe 3. Oh well. I think I look tons better as a little kid than as a teenager, lmao :c so this one's not funny but some others will be.


Now in this I'm RLY fugly, but look at my cat's eyes.. Lmao, reverse Paris Hilton cat. xD

don't walk sign

This one's a link and I'm sure I've sent it to everyone, but still, there's someone who hasn't seen it. Honestly, that was the greatest prank ever pulled, I got to laugh at it for about a week until someone said something about it.


I think that's my old neighbor Keith in the swing or something, and don't mind my brother when he was like 5 or 6. Just look at both swings and that hanging thing there. :c


and that's all since it's almost 10 and i.. need to go to bed. o__o;; so like lolzorz, next time D:! On: 12 Sep 2006 | Comments [0]

It's been a pretty long time since I've ever written any big blog post D: But I felt left out again once mine was gone. I thought it was for the usual myspace-like "OMG so cool i did this and that with ___ today and it was GREAT" and totally didn't think it was for RAMBLING about whatever's on my brain. :c Instead of babbling to friends irrelevantly now I can babble to readers where my topic is the big thing.
I feel so cool now. D;

I just started high school yesterday (2:14 AM, smart me) and.. well. It wasn't really that much different from middle school for me; everyone's just on their own and all that, everyone's taller, school's about 5 times bigger and suddenly I'm no longer part of the experienced big old kids group.

Though technically there's no social ladder apparent and the freshmen boys are the only guys that even bother to tease, and my brother said they'll get their brains in order by next year, or luckily somewhere around the middle of this school year.

But the open campus is hawt. I can leave anytime I don't have class. And since I have the last period of the day open, I can leave at about 2:20 pm. it's hawt.

Irrelevant to the above thing, here's a really dumb thing my brother's friend did. I'm going to recite it to the best of my ability:
"So I was in Home Economics with this guy named Johnny in my group. He dared me to just chug the whole thing of hot sauce. Nobody thought I was really going to do it, but I did. And it really burned. I skipped lunch because it burned so bad, and it only stopped burning after like 9 hours of pain."

in summary:
I want to hear your highschool horror stories, or just anything generally weird/stupid like the above. :< On: 09 Sep 2006 | Comments [0]